GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

By

Michael Edwin Q.

I was in the hospital for a vasectomy. The guy in the bed next to me was crying like a baby. I was just about to say something when the doctor walked in and walked to his bedside.

“Mr. Peters, I’ve got some bad news and some good news.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“We had to amputate both your legs.”

After he screamed for five minutes, he calmed down enough to speak.

  “So, what’s the good new?”

“The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes.”

I said, “Don’t look me.”

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